From time to time, my friends and I have coined words and phrases, which may appear in this blog and could confuse a reader who's not tuned into our way of speaking. For that reason, I thought I might include a little glossary, here. The glossary will be updated from time to time.
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alsome adj. inspiring admiration or wonder.
awfice n. a place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed.
BCE n. Bad Childhood Experience.
BPT n. 1. Boring Plans Tonight. 2. Big Potty Time.
bewbs n. either of two soft fleshy glandular organs on the chest of a woman or a fat or unfortunate man, in which case, they're referred to as "man bewbs."
big potty n. poop.
business juice n. whiskey distilled from a mash of corn and malt and rye and aged in charred oak barrels.
Cackalacka n. part of the eastern seaboard, commonly divided into North (or Norf) Cackalacka and South (or Souf) Cackalacka. The age of consent, in the Cackalackas is somewhere between birth and childhood.
chinkle-chankle n. the male secks organ.
cow-orker n. someone who works in an awfice.
CSA n. Community Supported Agriculture.
Dogwood Manor. n. The house, built in 1898, where the author of this blog resides with three dogs. Dogwood is planted in the back, for consistency, and certain interior walls are painted Dogwood Petal White.
HBS n. Hare-Brained Scheme.
hoo-haw n. the female secks organ.
housepests. n. people who come to visit, stay overnight, and annoy their hosts the entire time. Not likely to be invited to become perma-guests. See, also, perma-guest.
FWB n. Friend Who Blogs.
Larry Porter. n. the protagonist in a popular series of young adult novels about a young British lad who discovers that he's actually a wizard. The novels were subsequently made into films, such as Larry Porter and the Princess of Ashkabob.
Lilac Room. n. the second floor guest room, which someone insisted be painted purple when we renovated it. Principle guest room at Dogwood Manor.
nekkid adj. not wearing clothes.
netflix v. an urgent urge to urinate, such that when you finally get to a toilet, you have 'instant streaming.'
perma-guest n. a person who visits and usually stays in someone's home overnight and for an indeterminate period of time (from a few weeks to indefinitely).
po-po n. the fleshy part of the human body that people often sit upon.
prixey-fixey adj. a meal that is served at a restaurant for a set price, usually with a certain number of courses, and sometimes including choices between two or three options for one or more of the courses.
prolly adv. more likely than not.
sammiches n. something to eat that's basically stuff between two slices of bread.
secks n. touching, fondling, licking or sucking on the exposed intimate parts, such as chinkle-chankles, hoo-haws, po-pos and bewbs, of a person. Also, putting one person's intimate parts inside another persons intimate parts.
secksie adj. something that makes a person want to do secks.
sitchy-ayshun n. the lay of the land, so-to-speak.
Tony Orlando of dawn n. really, really, really--and I mean this--really early in the morning. Too goddamned early, if you ask me.
underlings n. the guys the contractor sends to do the actual work, who may or may not have clarity about what it is, exactly, that you're asking them, but that's okay, because you don't have clarity on what, exactly they're doing, either.
upgradiest adj. something that has been greatly improved or enhanced.
vaporetta n. one of the little water taxis in Venice. Also, a pretty name for a little girl.
Yurp n. is a historical and cultural continent, and a geographical subcontinent, forming the westernmost part of the Yurasian supercontinent. Yurp is bounded to the north by the Arctic Ocean, to the west by the Atlantic Ocean, to the south by the Mediterranean Sea and the Black Sea, and to the east by the Ural Mountains and the Caspian Sea. Gaydar does not work in Yurp.
You're welcome!
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alsome adj. inspiring admiration or wonder.
awfice n. a place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed.
BCE n. Bad Childhood Experience.
BPT n. 1. Boring Plans Tonight. 2. Big Potty Time.
bewbs n. either of two soft fleshy glandular organs on the chest of a woman or a fat or unfortunate man, in which case, they're referred to as "man bewbs."
big potty n. poop.
business juice n. whiskey distilled from a mash of corn and malt and rye and aged in charred oak barrels.
Cackalacka n. part of the eastern seaboard, commonly divided into North (or Norf) Cackalacka and South (or Souf) Cackalacka. The age of consent, in the Cackalackas is somewhere between birth and childhood.
chinkle-chankle n. the male secks organ.
cow-orker n. someone who works in an awfice.
CSA n. Community Supported Agriculture.
Dogwood Manor. n. The house, built in 1898, where the author of this blog resides with three dogs. Dogwood is planted in the back, for consistency, and certain interior walls are painted Dogwood Petal White.
HBS n. Hare-Brained Scheme.
hoo-haw n. the female secks organ.
housepests. n. people who come to visit, stay overnight, and annoy their hosts the entire time. Not likely to be invited to become perma-guests. See, also, perma-guest.
FWB n. Friend Who Blogs.
Larry Porter. n. the protagonist in a popular series of young adult novels about a young British lad who discovers that he's actually a wizard. The novels were subsequently made into films, such as Larry Porter and the Princess of Ashkabob.
Lilac Room. n. the second floor guest room, which someone insisted be painted purple when we renovated it. Principle guest room at Dogwood Manor.
nekkid adj. not wearing clothes.
netflix v. an urgent urge to urinate, such that when you finally get to a toilet, you have 'instant streaming.'
perma-guest n. a person who visits and usually stays in someone's home overnight and for an indeterminate period of time (from a few weeks to indefinitely).
po-po n. the fleshy part of the human body that people often sit upon.
prixey-fixey adj. a meal that is served at a restaurant for a set price, usually with a certain number of courses, and sometimes including choices between two or three options for one or more of the courses.
prolly adv. more likely than not.
sammiches n. something to eat that's basically stuff between two slices of bread.
secks n. touching, fondling, licking or sucking on the exposed intimate parts, such as chinkle-chankles, hoo-haws, po-pos and bewbs, of a person. Also, putting one person's intimate parts inside another persons intimate parts.
secksie adj. something that makes a person want to do secks.
sitchy-ayshun n. the lay of the land, so-to-speak.
Tony Orlando of dawn n. really, really, really--and I mean this--really early in the morning. Too goddamned early, if you ask me.
underlings n. the guys the contractor sends to do the actual work, who may or may not have clarity about what it is, exactly, that you're asking them, but that's okay, because you don't have clarity on what, exactly they're doing, either.
upgradiest adj. something that has been greatly improved or enhanced.
vaporetta n. one of the little water taxis in Venice. Also, a pretty name for a little girl.
Yurp n. is a historical and cultural continent, and a geographical subcontinent, forming the westernmost part of the Yurasian supercontinent. Yurp is bounded to the north by the Arctic Ocean, to the west by the Atlantic Ocean, to the south by the Mediterranean Sea and the Black Sea, and to the east by the Ural Mountains and the Caspian Sea. Gaydar does not work in Yurp.
